Memories
A Ranma 1/2 fanfic (with cameos!) by Mayhem

Prologue and Chapter One: Early Morning Monday Madness
Early morning at the Tendo dojo. Events seem normal enough, but what the heck could be happening now? Several changes, plots and disasters ensue.

Chapter Two: A Moment's Respite
The limits of perversion, the effects of regulation spices, the homage of cats and the want of teenage love all make their appearances at the second most improbable place in the Universe, all before class begins at Furinkan High School. Renovations are underway.

Chapter Three: Bumps and Bruises
Aerial battles! Clinical confrontations! The effects of caffiene on storylining and plot devices! Plus, more devastation from an unruly mob, two missiles miss their mark and Nabiki uses the yellow pages! Anybody seen my spleen?

Chapter Four: First Period Bell
Things start coming up as Nanami takes to the skies in search for a scoop. The big fight between Ranma and Happosai, and the mob strike! What did happen at Dr. Tofu's? Nabiki visits a sceptic, and Gosunkugi finds his spleen. Coffee, tasers, hearings, and Rick and Lisa confront the Admiral!

Chapter Five: The Cappuccino Conspiracy
Rumors and rivalries fly! Dr. Tofu takes on Mr. Tendo! CNN gets a taste of Japanese monsters! The marines take on chicken and ball bearings! The zookeepers match wits with Azusa! Kodachi gets...? Comfort and advice come from the unlikely sources. The most devious of team-ups! And: Nanami v Nabiki!

Chapter Six: Cast Iron Stomach
Machinations, murphodynamics and mathematics abound! Nabiki and Nanami lay down the ground work, and Kuno says why! Nodoka and Kasumi have a talk, Dr. Tofu and Tsubasa take a walk, Genma and Ryoga have a truck (a van, really)! Rick and the admiral face a truly amazing young man! All of that, and a really, really big loaf of bread! Finally, why is Ranma weak?

Chapter Seven: Toxic Waste Soufflé
Find the longest concatenated words used in a fanfic in the search for the special bra, the goddess's kiss, the Seal of Camaraderie, the lunch, the way to the chef's heart, the advantage, the inside job, the ultimate in trading, the ticket to stardom, the silver tongue, and all that mayhem. Oh, yeah, the Queens of Capitalism meet head-on. Who kissed who?

Chapter Eight: Broken Hearts on Parade
Tempers flare as the Clash of Queens twists down into a "one for the books" conclusion. Happosai skips schools, and so does Nanami. History repeats for Dr. Tofu, Ukyo, and Ranma, and Hiroshi, of all people, gets into a jam. Kuno commends, Gosunkugi enters, and Tom Swift finds the National Library. What this has to do with the US Navy and a hunger strike is read to be believed.

Chapter Nine: The quiet before the storm
Hell continues breaking loose in Nerima: the admiral visits the dojo, Tom and Ami duke it out, Gosunkugi disappears, Ukyo and Ranma go their separate ways, Kuno defends what he never thought he would, Happosai gets big, and Mikado has a crappy day. Don't forget the airbag.

Chapter Ten: Happy Battle
Furinkan High plays host to one of the largest and strangest battles ever to coincide on the same Monday: the Cappuccino Consortium make their move, while Happosai and Miss Hinako follow-up. Let's not forget the US Navy and Ranma's lack of ki. Tom and Ami brush up on their Star Wars, while an unexpected hero makes his debut. How's that for chi-powered?

Chapter Eleven: Sunsets and a cup of iced tea
Basking in the afterglow of the dying day and the newborn heroes, Monday's children are full of face, when face is all that they might give. To which do your allegiances lie? Is it in the written word? The fair kiss? The caring shoulder? The phone call? The sunset? The black book? Or, is that which makes you weak your greatest skill and favor?

Chapter Twelve: Aloha Sadness
Say hello to heroes and celebrations, to pyrotechnics and darkness. Say goodbye to lovers, old, new, never have been, never will be. Melancholy is the night separating those fated to the day.