This Ain't Home
A Ranma ˝ X-over/Fusion/I'm Insane
By: Tomas Megerson

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Prologue:  Blink Blink

	Ranma opened his eyes and looked around.  "What the...  
Juysenkyo?  How the hell I get here?"

	"You walked here boy, how do you think you got here!  Now 
hurry up, this is supposed to be one of the greatest training grounds 
in the world!"  Ranma turned to face Genma.  Looking at his father a 
moment, he blinked.  Twice.  He paused for a moment and then blinked 
twice, again.  Then the words caught up to him.

	Ranma was never quick mentally, but certain things caused him 
to jump into action.  Akane's Cooking, Cats, and Jusenkyo were the 
top three things on that list, though maybe not in that order.  
However, the words Jusenkyo and greatest training ground caught his 
ear.  Only one thought crossed his mind.  (I'M NOT CURSED!)  Then he 
realized that his old man was dragging him to his curse.

	"Hold Pop, wait a minute here!"

	"What is it boy?"

	"This place don't look so tuff.  In fact, I think it'd just 
be a waste of our time.  How about we fight right here.  I beat you 
and we head home.  You beat me and we use the training ground.  
Unless you're too afraid to fight me."  (I beat Saffron, I can easily 
handle Pop, and then I won't get cursed!  I don't know what that 
Tomboy's cooking did to me, but I ain't gonna look a gift horse in 
the mouth).

	The fight, needless to say was very short and very 
one-sided.  Ranma didn't even bother to wait for Genma to reply to 
the challenge.  He knew the old man would break his promise, so he 
just attacked.  A side kick to the mans fat belly and a roundhouse to
his temple put the old man out like a light.  With a grin Ranma 
grabbed Genma by the ankles and started to drag him toward Japan 
making sure to avoid a certain Amazon village along the way.

Author's Notes:  Short?  Big time.  Do I want to add more?  Nope.  
Chapter 1 will be starting at the beginning of the series.  Well not 
really, since this is gonna be even more warped then my Three Fields 
fic.  But it will start with Ranma and Genma heading to the dojo.  
Now then, what's this fic gonna be?  An insanely huge x-over meant to 
confuse the heck out of me.  Now then, whats the cast list?  Well 
here's what I got so far…

Person                                  Who they replace from Cannon
Post-Cannon Ranma Age 18                       Ranma Saotome
Semi-intelligent Genma                         Genma Saotome
Not so sad Soun                                Soun Tendo
(BC 2040) Priss Asagiri                        Kasumi Tendo
Lina Inverse                                   Nabiki Tendo
Megumi Morisato                                Akane Tendo
Tenchi Masaki                                  Tatewaki Kuno
Ken Masters                                    Ryoga Hibiki
Amazons                                        Sailor Senshi
Sakura Kasugano                                Ukyou Kuonji 
Aeka                                           Kodachi Kuno

Hmm, can't think of anyone else right now.  But this is more than 
enough to totally screw over our boy Ranma, huh?


Chapter 1:
New Enemies


	Ranma walked beside Genma staring at Nerima.  This was NOT the 
Nerima he'd been living in for the past two years.  To start with, some 
things were WAY too high tech.  It was almost like some sorta sci-fi 
flick.  But then there were also parts that were WAY low tech, like out 
of the 17th century.  And then there were the normal Nerima buildings 
too.  He was really confused.  

However, even with the construction all messed up, what he really 
wanted was to get the drop on Nabiki.  He figured this would be his 
only chance.  He needed to ask his old man about her though.  She was 
smart enough to figure out there was something strange about him if he 
wasn't careful.  Of course it took him a good two weeks to realize that 
fact, and he was running out of time to cover his tracks.

"So, Oyaji, what are Mr. Tendo's daughters like?  I think I should at 
least know something about them before we meet."  Ranma stopped and 
looked at his father who was now a few feet behind him.

"I..hehe...I don't know.  I haven't seen them for well over 10 years 
boy."

"Well...do you at least know their names?"  Ranma was kinda upset by 
that.  The fact that his father didn't know anything meant that he 
could fall back on that excuse.

"Um...I forgot."

Ranma stared at Genma with a shocked expression.  "You...forgot..."

Genma grabbed Ranma's arm and began pulling the stunned young man down 
the street.  "Come now boy, its been 10 years.  I can't be expected to 
remember everything, now can I?"

Ranma slowly came out of his stupor and began to walk on his own again.  
"That...explains quite a lot actually."  His mind going over the sudden 
revelation of his father, Ranma almost missed the tell tale sounds of 
fighting.

However, almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, and so he 
did here it.  And it made him stop.  He titled his head slightly to 
judge where the sounds were coming from and what exactly the sounds 
were.  After a few moments, he realized that it was gunshots.  Being 
who he was, Ranma promptly jumped the two stories to the rooftop next 
to him and began heading for the sounds.  Someone could be in trouble 
after all.

Genma simply stared at his son for a moment before he too heard the 
sounds of combat.  And then in a very unlike Genma thing, he followed 
his son.  It was the martial artist's duty to protect the weak after 
all.

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